Friday, September 24, 2010

New business idea!

Me and my room-mate have got this awesome new business idea. We got the idea after reading a news article (can't find the link any more) about two British guys who had been running a sperm-selling business from their basement. According to the article, they had made somewhere between 250,000 and 300,000 pounds by selling their(?) sperm to women who want to get pregnant! That's pretty good money for selling cum! So isn't it only natural for two young, virile guys to want their share of the action?

Since we made this plan about a week ago, I've been jerking it fucking mercilessly. Talking eight times a day here. My dick is completely raw and I can hardly get hard any more, but the thought of the riches waiting for me keeps me going. We don't have any customers yet, even though apparently there is a huge market out there for illegal cum. I know it's only a matter of time before the money starts rolling in - we've already casually mentioned our business to some female acquaintances  What do you think guys, will it take off?

26 comments:

  1. It sounds like a pretty solid plan with a good amount of thought put into it. I'm sure it will work out. The question is: Can I get in on it?!?

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  2. thats a terrible plan, you're a terrible man

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  3. im pretty good at that business too but i couldnt get any customers yet

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  4. Hopefully you won't be forced to pay any child support.

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  5. Ok... I'm not sure why I laughed so hard.
    Go for it though.

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  6. too bad where im from, itd prob be against the law

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  7. Im just about ready to take on that idea myself! Nice work, hope it does well for you!

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  8. you best be storing it in jars under your bed

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  9. Why don't you just go to a sperm bank? Don't they pay you for it anyway?

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  11. HAHA this has got to be thi funniest thig ive read all day... keep up the humor in ur posts!

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  12. They got busted for it recently, I'd be careful bro, might end up in jail!

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  13. They don't pay for sperm donations in Finland enough to make it worth the trouble, and you have to wait like 2 weeks betweens donations

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  14. LOL...sounds lucrative enough. good luck with that.

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  15. fascinating premisce, but my dick would hurt after a while.

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  16. Umm...you are *storing* the ejaculate, are you not? Preferably in a refrigerated container? o__0

    Following and supporting.

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  17. Dude if I got payed to just whack off all day I would be in heaven.

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